Imagine T-shirts ballooning outwards with colorful air bags at the hem, transforming your torso into a human floatation device. Picture neckties that rival table runners in their dramatic length and thickness.
Envision hand-knitted cardigans that resemble miniature brick apartment buildings, each textured stitch meticulously rendered. And to top it all off, a belt boasting a half-moon rack for showcasing your finest cashmere swatches – perhaps a subtle (or not-so-subtle) commentary on the consumerist nature of fashion?